Road Messages

Messages issued in public interest which are intended to bring some revolutionary changes on our public roads. I take no incentives for doing it. Thank you. Read on.

1. To the elderly/young woman who doesn’t care about her sari and also doesn’t care about her shawl:
    Please take a little more attention as it is usually flying all over the place and it is pretty damn dangerous for you as well as others, especially the two wheelers. I would appreciate the “fluttering” if you were standing on a beachfront.

2. To the ones who, with their age old scooters, try to compete with the new age two-wheelers:
    It’s impossible. I.M.P.O.S.S.I.B.L.E. Technology has gone so ahead. So, please don’t do. Nothing more to say.

3. To the people who think that they can cut lanes with their four-weelers.
    First message – Two wheelers do exist and they don’t have any other special roads or space to drive. And when we are talking about lanes, I’ll clarify one thing. Even if it’s marked or not, on roads, the lanes exist because of four-wheelers. So please avoid cutting lanes swiftly. Please use your indicators, if you have to do so. Would be of great help.

4. To the people who try to overtake through left and turn towards right, and vice versa.
    I too overtake through left and right, but I won’t do the turn towards opposite side. It’s F***ing dangerous you SOAB!!!!

5. To the young and beautiful lady who tried to race with me:
    Yours is a gear-less two-wheeler. Mine is geared. When I accelerate at the higher gear, it goes a bit faster than your vehicle. If I sound like an MCP, it's your mistake This message is also for the men who ride gear-less vehicles. And by the way, I was not trying to overtake you. I had to get to bank before it’s closing around 4 pm and later a work at my institute office around 5pm. And the smell of your perfume when you came near me was very good. I liked it. 

The rest of the messages anyway won’t help, but still I’ll give them out. And yeah, these are very earnest requests (Basically, I’m pleading…)

6. To the auto-rickshaw drivers:
    You guys drive public vehicles and you are doing a very good service to the people, in the cities. I know all that. But, the roads are public roads. Yes they are. And please don’t turn your vehicles in acute angles (less than 90°). Please don’t block the way to left when you are stopped at a signal. Please don’t try to compete with other technologically advanced vehicles. Please don’t compete among yourselves too by running parallel. Most of the times, no one goes past the other. Nothing really happens there. If you have a really hot or beautiful or cute girl in your auto, riding fast will end your ride within a short span of time and she will anyway go away. So, please enjoy the ride and go slowly. Please use petrol or LPG; the black smoke because of your traditional additives is sometimes so blinding and suffocating. 

7. To the bus drivers and lorry/truck drivers
    Yours is also public service I know. But, please don’t barge into the service roads and also please don’t change lanes in the bus stops or traffic signals. It just takes some time and also much space, which leaves no option for other vehicles, but to wait for a long time. And please think about the size of your vehicles too.  They are really huge and occupy a lot of space on the roads. Also please go ONLY straight on straight roads when you drive. Please.

Hope this is enough for now. More will follow later. Thank You for reading. I hope that you, as a responsible citizen,  will follow them too.