myownniche

After seeing lot of the conventional and boring matrimonial ads and hearing people talking hell lot of it, I would like to place an ad for me. I expect a lot to turn up!

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I am a well brought up that's what they say! young man who believe that he's an average according to any standard that you may see in other ads just to warn you!!, seeking a life long until your death or mine after which I or you respectively can do anything! companionship that can be officiated through the process of Marriage for various reasons from a monogamy! young woman definitely not your parents is/has/can:

My explanations are given along with the points.

1. Younger/older/same age as me (preference is not in the same order!!) - If you are ready, I have no issues!!
2. Educated - Better, if qualified than me!!
3. Smart - You interpret!
4. Financially independent - You may earn more (better for me!!) also. Ask me money only when your cash gets over! I'll give you something if mine is not over!! (If you don't want to work......Ok I've not thought about it!!)
5. Not ready to give or keen on giving Dowry - I don't want to hurt your parents' retirement plans and your investments. Keep it with yourself and your family! I can understand!!
6. Agree that (and do!) Sex (any time, any where!) is an integral part of marriage - I want you not to fake it!! We'll work it out! yeah, no strings attached!!
7. May drink, but no smoking - Latter, because of my respiratory issues; the former, no conditions!!
8. Respect my parents - I would reciprocate the same. And it's ok if you don't respect me!!
9. No inhibitions to Kiss me in public - I don't know why!
10. Fits into more than 8 of the above. ;)


If you believe that you are the one or you have "it" in you; ladies......send your entries.

And, if you are trying to fit this into the changing face of Indian Youth or because of the changing young men or changing young women or any other bull***t theory, you definitely don't talk to me about it! Please talk to Barkha Dutt or Rajdeep Sardesai or Arnab Goswamy!!